Monday, February 2, 2009

PADDLE OR DIE


It is billed as the toughest expedition-style small boat race in the world. The Ultimate Florida Challenge is an all-out circumnavigation of the state of Florida open to canoes, sailboats, and sea kayaks. Twelve hundred miles of adrenaline and dread.

It is a race so tough that so far it has only been staged once. That was March 2006, when ten intrepid mariners pushed off a beach near the entrance to Tampa Bay and began a round-the-clock struggle to make it back to that same beach -- alive.

To finish within the Florida Challenge’s 30-day deadline, the racers must paddle or sail, day and night, through storms and blazing sun, in boats not much bigger than coffins. At one point in north Florida they will run out of water. That’s when the real fun begins. The race rules require that they carry a cart in the boat and that they use the cart to pull the boat behind them across 40-miles of dry land between the St. Marys River to the Suwannee River.

This is the true story of one of those 10 challengers. His race name is Sharkchow. He is a 50-year-old divorced dad who enters a crazy race around Florida in a sea kayak not knowing if he can make it all the way around, or even halfway. But out there, alone on the water, something amazing happens. He comes to rely not on the strength in his shoulders or his will to win, but on intuition and thoughts of a woman.

I am Sharkchow. This is my story.

THE ROUTE


THE BOAT


This is my boat. It is 17 feet, 7 inches long, made of fiberglass, and weighs 56 pounds empty. The Solstice GT is manufactured by the Canadian company Current Designs. The photo was taken during a brief stop on the Suwannee River.

WHAT I CARRIED



PADDLING GEAR:

Current Designs Solstice GT sea kayak, 56 pounds empty
Two Werner paddles, one primary, one spare
Spray skirt
Inflatable life vest
Hand pump
Sponge
Inflatable paddle float
Inflatable seat cushion
Downwind sail rig
Hand-held GPS navigation unit
Hand-held VHF marine radio
EPIRB (emergency beacon transmitter)
Three emergency flares
Compass, watch, and whistle
Duct tape
Cell phone and re-charger
Hypothermia survival kit – including space blanket and fast fire starters
First aid kit
Safety knife
One headlamp, two flashlights, and a rear deck running light
Reflective jogging vest
Small, light-weight wheels to pull kayak over rocks or tidal flats
Nautical charts
Extra batteries
FM Radio with earphones
3 bandanas
3 disposable cameras
Notebook and two pens
Reading glasses

PADDLING CLOTHES:

Straw hat and baseball hat
Sun glasses
Sun screen
Two O’Neil rash guard long sleeve surfing shirts
Nylon front-button short sleeve shirt (for night paddling)
Fast-drying shorts
Diving booties
Paddle gloves, two pair
Waterproof paddle jacket

CAMPING GEAR:

Jungle hammock
Inflatable air mattress
Sleeping bag
Four tent stakes
Assorted lengths of parachute cord
Eight by ten foot tarp
Bug repellant
Biodegradable soap
Toilet paper

CAMP CLOTHES:

Fleece sweatshirt
Tee shirt
Long sleeve front-button shirt
Nylon running shorts
Nylon wind pants
Smart Wool socks
Mosquito head net
Fleece hat

COOKING GEAR:

Food for 5-7 days (Resupply at checkpoints)
Backpacker’s propane stove
Titanium pot
Three cigarette lighters
Matches
Plastic containers to carry up to four gallons of water
Plastic knife and spoon
Pocketknife with can opener

FOR THE 40-MILE PORTAGE:

Portage cart
Running shoes
Silk sock liners (for use with the Smart Wool socks)
Small backpack with rope to tow the kayak

Crazy Loves Company


Sandy Bottom paddling and sailing in Sarasota Bay on the first day of the Challenge.
Manitou Cruiser preparing to launch from Cedar Key in the final push of the race.


Wizard at the launch beach with "Enigma," the 12-foot sailboat he designed and built in his backyard.

Sharkchow paddling down the Suwannee River.


Manitou Cruiser approaching Miami after crossing Biscayne Bay.